This paper presents Bayesian-inspired Space-Time Superpixels (BIST): a fast, state-of-the-art method to compute space-time superpixels. BIST is a novel extension of a single-image Bayesian method named BASS, and it is inspired by hill-climbing to a local mode of a Dirichlet-Process Gaussian Mixture Model (DP-GMM). The method is only Bayesian-inspired, rather than actually Bayesian, because it includes heuristic modifications to the theoretically correct sampler. Similar to existing methods, BIST can adapt the number of superpixels to an individual frame using split-merge steps. A key novelty is a new temporal coherence term in the split step, which reduces the chance of splitting propagated superpixels. This term enforces temporal coherence in propagated regions, and unconstrained adaptation in disoccluded regions. A hyperparameter determines the strength of this new term, which does not require special tuning to return consistent results across multiple videos. The wall-clock runtime of BIST is over twice as fast as BASS and over 30 times faster than the next fastest space-time superpixel method with open-source code.